Wednesday, February 23, 2011

நகைசுவை நேரம்

எனக்கு மெயிலில் வந்த ஜோக்குகள் அவற்றை தமிழாக்கம் செய்யவில்லை

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . He replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are
removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said 'April fool. I have pass'.
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Sardar joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked 'what you did till evening'.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day
will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, but tell me from landline or mobile.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is All India Radio!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child
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27 comments:

  1. Nice jokes .I had a good laugh

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  2. நமக்கு எங்கே புரியப்போகிறது என நினைத்தேன்.நீங்கள் தமிழாக்கத்திற்காக வருத்தப்பட தேவையில்லை.எளிதான ஆங்கிலத்தில் எல்லோருக்கும் புரியும் ஜோக்குகளை தேர்வு செய்துள்ளீர்கள்.

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  3. அட இதெப்படி என்னுடைய கண்ணில படாம போச் ..

    ஹா..ஹா.. எல்லாமே நல்ல ஜோக் :-))

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  4. சாரு ஊரில் இருந்து வந்துட்டேன்.
    போன் அந்த நம்பர் தான் ஒரு வேளை அவர்கள் சாப்பிட (அ) வெளியில் போயிருக்கும் போது அடித்து இருப்பீங்க,

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  5. Thanks Charu for your nice words .My daughter is showing lot for interest in cooking and I am teaching her simple dishes like tomato rice ,maggie ,bread toast,preparing tea etc.

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  6. சாரு நலமா?

    என்ன அடுத்தது ஒரு பதிவும் காணும்

    வாஙக் என் பக்கம் நான் கொடுத்துள்ள அவார்டைபெற்று கொள்ளுஙக்ள்

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  7. Wonderful jokes...nice blog...happy to follow you..kumbakonathula enga irukeenga..

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  8. BUNCH OF AWARDS WAITING FOR YOU..PLEASE COME TO MY BLOG AND ACCEPT IT..

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  9. அருமையான ஜோக்ஸ். நல்லா இருக்கு

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  10. என்னால சிரிப்ப அடக்கமுடியலயே...

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  11. Dear Charu

    Advance wishes to u and your family for a very Happy Diwali!

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  12. தங்களுக்கும், தங்களது குடும்பத்துக்கும் இனிய தீபாவளி நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள்

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  13. சாரு இனிய பொங்கல் நல் வாழ்த்துக்கள்

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  14. ஏன் இப்போது எழுதுவதில்லை? தொடர்ந்து எழுதுங்கள்

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  15. Hi Charu
    Thanks for dropping by .Very busy as kids are having exams.Take care

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  16. Dear Charu
    Wishing u a very Happy Tamil New Year .Have a wonderful time with your family

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  17. வணக்கம்...

    உங்களின் தளம் வலைச்சரத்தில் அறிமுகப்படுத்தி உள்ளது... வாழ்த்துக்கள்...

    மேலும் விவரங்களுக்கு இங்கே (http://blogintamil.blogspot.in/2013/06/blog-post_23.html) சென்று பார்க்கவும்... நன்றி...

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